We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
