I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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