I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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