How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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