You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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