Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.