I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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