fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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