Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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