WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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