She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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