Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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