theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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