This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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