Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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