dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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