there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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