rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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