if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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