please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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