I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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