worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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