very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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