Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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