I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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