Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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