she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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