you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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