Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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