i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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