If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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