oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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