I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We talked him into tasing himself.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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