You just made me feel so damn special
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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