I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Fuck appropriateness.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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