Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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