quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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