Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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