I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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