Dual....:-)
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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