Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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