We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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