so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
3 2 1 whiskey
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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