wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I believe in your delicious
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
