is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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