You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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