big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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