I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just cropdusted the office
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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