Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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