just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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