My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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