His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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