You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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