there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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